The Men I Met in Tinder: Uncensored

I have said my goodbyes to my old soul. She sucked in her life's views anyway. Being naive good girl who romanticized everything into a fairy tale slammed her to the pits of hell. But guess what? She crawled her way up to an open grave. She burned every ounce of fat in the process. She sweated like a pig in the gym because crying makes her head hurt. 

Oops. I went off-topic.

Online dating is one of my most hated forms of knowing people people this. It is insensitive and it seems like this makes us lose sense of why we are humans in the first place. But then, the wind blew, I found myself joining Tinder, Hoop and gave up my Snapchat account to so many. 

So these are the men I met on Tinder: 

1. Demanding

This guy wanted me to prove that I am not a catfish. I later learned that there are so many catfishes in the world. He became angry when I did not send a photo. So angry he called me so many times and then he blocked me. Talk about unresolved issues? I hate having to explain myself or having to prove myself. 

2. Always Hard

I never thought it was humanly possible. This guy asked me to compare dick sizes from different races. He sent me so many photos of his hard dick while asking me what I am currently doing. I never knew dick pics can be a part of a normal conversation. 

3. The Trader

It was later explained to me that pictures are traded in these platforms. Someone even further emphasized that it is the way in the online dating world. This guy sent me a half opened zipper that showed half of his dick. He said if I want a whole picture I should send a whole photo also. I never thought I would be negotiating in this part of the world. 

4. The Doctor

At first, he is sweet. I even thought I can meet the one online and my fairy tale-loving-idiot self started to believe again. He was perfect. He told me not to do anything I am not comfortable with. See, I like men who are sensitive. Of course our conversations were mostly kinky because I am not a saint. I learned a lot from him. How to take photos of myself and even researched online how to take nude photos. It was so enlightening. I learned that this is another form of art. 

5. The Handsome

This guy is so cute. He keeps on sending me snaps of his beautiful face and his beautiful body without caring about what I thin. 

6. Him 

We shall see how it goes.